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[07 Oct 2008|05:33pm] |
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgo
I GOT 2 GO C RAW LAST NITE!!!!!!!
rememre that jeff hardee figure my mom got me? she got it as a clu. she saw the pacage still said raw on it so she got him b-cuz she thout he was still on raw lol parents don understand
i will tyep more about it later, i got back reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllly late and went to skool an now i am tyred.
EEEEEE!!!
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[05 Oct 2008|05:36pm] |
codnt figure out the xbox cabel thing so i was board and made a comix. if u guys like i will make more.
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[05 Oct 2008|02:04pm] |
after i got home from chruch 2-day, i tryd to play fabel on my 360 2 get redy for fabel 2, but it woud'nt work. i found out thro googel (www.google.com) that i hav 1 upgrad my 360. is like my 360 is saying "fabel? moar like GAYble." lol
im tryin to figure out how 2 hook it up 2 my compewter with the cabels but i cant seem to figure it out. can anywon help?
4 some raison there is a jeff hardee figure on my compewter desk. i haf no idea where i came from. may-b my mom got it for me.
what the hell are you doing here jeff hardee?!
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[04 Oct 2008|09:22pm] |
i hadvnet been around much lately in years. xbox360 dusnt have a online brower, so it must be kiddie, so y go online. butt i figure i give it nother shot.
graduating middle school this yaer. high school seems scarey
i also resently got in to wrastling. tried to join some new communtys, make some frends! my favoriet wrastelr so far is dolph ziggler. he seems nice, unlike other wreastlers who can be so mean i don no y they all so meen
"hi, zolf diggler" shake hand
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i suprot sarah pallin for presidnet of the united states of america
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[01 Dec 2007|09:59pm] |
i gots intrawebs back.
xbox360 is tite. like ur little sister.
umf
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[12 Nov 2004|09:16pm] |
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i r be bac, u brother pluckin bass moles.
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[14 Feb 2004|02:39pm] |
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will someone be my grilfriend? :(
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| WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT |
[02 Feb 2004|11:58am] |
ARGHARGAHRGARGHARGHARGHARAGAHRGAHRGAHGAHGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHAHRARGHARHGARAHRAHRGAHRHRHRHRHRAHAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRGAHRGAHRGAHAHGHRGA!
while i was gon my arch online nemesis, majingamecube, hakced in to my jornal....it make me so mad i just wanna GRR
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[31 Jan 2004|11:42pm] |
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i was supposed to get back LAST saterday from disney wrold, but getting throuw airports was HFIL. every airport we got to our flite was cancelled because of kiddy snow!11 i am so tired of sleping on benches and livin off of peenutts. im too tired to even read lj comments. i just want to go to bed...
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| Parding is such sweet sorrow. |
[24 Jan 2004|06:41pm] |
This week, you have all been entertained by the likes of a smarter, cooler me. However, this is my last night, regular stupid idiotic me will be back tommorow. Please make sure to spam all of his posts.
I leave you with this word:
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[21 Jan 2004|09:11pm] |
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Mmmm...Nintendo DS. Now I can salivate over Donkey Kongs ass cheeks on two screens. One on each screen! Im estatic!
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[20 Jan 2004|10:23pm] |
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I enjoy mastercating my own feces.
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[19 Jan 2004|03:48pm] |
Greetings and salutations, ssjxbox here. I decided to stay home from Walt Disney World. I would like to express how immature and moronic I can be. I deserve to be made fun of until I commit suicide.
Now, I am off to look at Legend of Zelda pornography. Ciao.
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| a quiz! |
[18 Jan 2004|11:07pm] |
-- Name: ssjxbox (yes taht be my real name stoopid!)
-- Birthdate: november 15
-- Birthplace: redmond, washinton
-- Current Location: redmond
-- Eye Color: bloo
-- Hair Color: yello
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: i think it might be a yield sing
-- Innie or Outtie: i perfer the indoors, outdoors are bright. and kiddy.
-----------DESCRIBE-------------
-- Your heritage: seven
-- The shoes you wore today: flip flops
-- Your eyes: I ANSERED TAHT BLOO STOOPID
-- Your weakness: none
-- Your fears: none, gosh
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: owning ever xbox and xbox game taht exists in the wrold.
-----------WHAT IS-------------
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: yes, i no i so sexy, but u gotta leaf me a lone, ladies.
-- Your first thoughts waking up: waking up is kiddie
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: allegence of video games
-- Your best physical feature: my mussels
-- Your bedtime: 8 thirty
-- Your greatest accomplishment: DESTROYING TEH GBA SP
-- Your most missed memory: My MGMASP
-----------YOU PREFER-------------
-- Pepsi or coke: i like my surge
-- McDonald's or Burger King: gotta eat checkers
-- Single or group dates: people are kiddy
-- Adidas or Nike: i like chocolate better
-- Chocolate or vanilla: nike
-- Cappuccino or coffee: mommy dont let me drink coffee
-- Bras or Panties: most definately panties
------------DO YOU--------------
-- Smoke: no
-- Cuss: i say stoopid caus im mature
-- Take a shower everyday: showers are for kid, i no shower since 1997
-- Have a crush(es): i crush GBASP
-- Who are they: gbasp, u fool
-- Do you think you've been in love?: teh word fool. i use it now in stead of stoopid.
-- Want to go to college: ...what?
-- Like high school: i in elementery, fool.
-- Want to get married: girls are kiddie
-- Type with both hands: yes, my typing is ipecimal
-- Believe in yourself: o cours i believe in myself, im right here. duh.
-- Get motion sickness: sometimes i blo chunkcs
-- Think you're attractive: no, but im sexy
-- Think you're a health freak: healthying is for gamecube people
-- Get along with your parents: i hat my parents
-- Like thunderstorms: nop, 2 scary
-- Play an instrument: the xbox controler
---IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU---
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoke(d): no
-- Done a drug: pepto bismaaaaaaaaaaal
-- Have Sex: i have teh sexiness, so yes.
-- Made Out: i made it out side somtimes
-- Go on a date: i made it out side on a date of teh week, yes
-- Go to the mall: yes, tob uy fool gbasp
-- Eaten sushi: fool little kid fish
-- Been on stage: i sat on won once
-- Been dumped: i go poop
-- Gone skating: no, i live in washniton state, fool
-- Made homemade cookies: i make cookies out of keeblre box at home
-- Been in love: WIT MY XBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
-- Dyed your hair: my hair is alive
-- Stolen anything: my dignity
-------------HAVE YOU EVER-------------
-- Flown on a plane: no, but i flown in a plane
-- Missed school because it was raining?: mommy wont let me
-- Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: nop
-- Cried during a Movie?: powerpuff girls
-- Ever thought an animated character was hot?: bubbbles
-- Had an imaginary friend: yes, my friends, red my movie down below. but tehy are not mak beleve, tehy are real, fool
-- Been on stage?: YOU SAID TAHT OMG I KILL YOU
-- Cut your hair: teh barber
-- Had crush on a teacher?: i want to CRUSH mrs. shirkey
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: i remove close during blinx caus i get hot
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: dwaine throw trash on me at school i hat him
-- Been caught "doing something": yes people catch me doing things a lot. makes me mad.
-- Been called a tease: momym says i teast mr. tuddlywinks
-- Gotten beaten up ?: dwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaiiiiiine
-- Been in a fight: dwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnne
-- Shoplifted: nop. i not sttron enuff to lift shop.
-----------THE FUTURE-------------
-- Age you hope to be married: when im DEAD
-- Numbers and Names of Children: children r kiddie
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: DEAD
-- How do you want to die?: DEAD
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: DEAD...erm, bill gates prodigy, i meen
-- What country would you most like to visit?: microsoft
------------OPPOSITE SEX-------------
-- Best eye color: bloo
-- Best hair color: yello
-- Short or long hair: shrot
-- Best height: i m taaaaallllllllll
-- Best weight: fat people are kiddie
-- Best first date location: thursday
-- Best first kiss location: eww
------------NUMBER OF------------
-- Number of girlfriends/boyfriends you've had: i have alll teh ladies
-- Number of kisses you've given: eww
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: teh law didnt know about pepto bismaaaaaaaaaaal
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: nobodee
-- Number of CDs that I own: casets r where its at. way of teh future, they r.
-- Number of piercings: pearcings r for girls
-- Number of tattoos: i have blossom tato taht washs off. good thing i dont wash!
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: aaaal teh time
-- Number of scars on my body: ddwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnne
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: NO THING
-----------FAVORITES-------------
-- Shampoo: Johnsons kids. mature
-- Fav Color: peach
-- Day/Night: easter
-- Summer/Winter: fall
-- Lace or Satin: Satan
-- Fave Cartoon Character: goku
-- Fave Food: vienna sausages grr
-- Fave Movies: poerpuff girls
-- Fave sport: xbox
-- Fave sports stars: bill gates
----------RIGHT NOW-------------
-- Wearing: nothing. NEKKID
-- Drinking: spit
-- Thinking: spit
-- Listening to: spit
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS-----------
-- Cried: yes :( stoopid gbasp
-- Worn jeans: nop
-- Met someone new online: i met lots of new LJ friends!!!1
-- Done laundry: mommy does
-- Drove a car: nop, i to mature for taht
-- Talked on the phone: nop
----------DO YOU BELIEVE IN----------
-- Yourself: I WRITE HERE
-- Your friends: no, tehy are fake
-- Santa Claus: yes, i heart santa
-- Tooth Fairy: she a fool
-- Destiny/Fate: i like teh destiny child
-- Angels: i like baseball
-- Ghosts: i like goats
-- UFO's: waht de heck is a ufo?
-- God: BILL GATES
i wont be her this week, i going to DISNEY WROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOW!
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| ssjxbox, now taht u destoyed teh GBASP, what r u gonna do now? |
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IM GOING TO DISNEY WROLD!
tahts right. mommy is takin us to disney wrold down in sunny floridia 2 make up for all of my misfortons yesterday. i cant wat it b so much fun!1111111111
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i decided i had to skip scool today. my mission? to destroy teh Nitnedo Game Boy Advance SP. but not just destroy it. o, no. i had to scrap every bit of evedence from it.
teh first thing i thought was "how can i get rid of it for good? i can eat it." so i pu teh corner in my mouth, and i bite down. no good, it just hurt my teef. so i thought "i put katchap on my mommys cookin to soften it up, so why no gba sp?" i pu katchap on it, bu when i was squirtin it i stepped on mrs. tuddlywinks and poreded it all over myself. i bit down, and it worked it bit. i managed to bibte off teh select button. tehn, my mom came in teh room:
mommy: waht happened to mr. tuddlywinks? GASP!!11 is taht blood all over urself?
me: mmph mm, mmpmpmpmg, shalbbildabble. (cuz i had teh select button in my mouf)
mommy: waht u say? o god, ur mouf is swollen shut! did mrs. tuddlywinks attack u?
me: muaformy.
mommy: i take u to hospital!
so seh take me to hopsital. i tought, "OH NOES! I MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE" so i stole teh soap from our room, thinking i could wash teh katchap off later.
dey got me a hospital room, and i got in bed. (wahts witht those gowns? u can see my powerpuff girls undies through them. stupid kiddies who made teh gowns.) later, i like, i no! i so smartet! i flush NGBASP down toilet! so i say i gotta go poopy, and go to bafrom.
so i try to flush teh gba down teh toilet, but it just clogs up. i like, oh no! it clog up! o no! water all over teh floor! i no! i clean it up with soap i steel!
so i spend long time cleaning it up, tehn i hear mommy say "u ok, sweety cakes?" and i say "o no, she find out i steal soap!" nd i pu it in my mouth. tehn momy s ays "waht take u so long?" and i say "o no, she find out i try flush gfbasp! i pretend to be sleep!' so i pretend to sleep in teh toilet watar.
mommy open deh door, an dsay "gaps! he past out! and he foamin at teh mouf! he must have seisure.!" and i say "mfmfmfmfmfmfmfasfk" (cuz i gots soap in my mouf) and she says "oh, i call doctor! o, look, u dropped ur MGMASP in teh toilet. poor baby love muffin, i put in i pocket" and she put in pocket. i try say "no, stupid" but i say "mfmkmkmfm" cuz soap in mouf, remember?
so later, they say sometihng might be ron with me, so i need to get....someting that scans ur brain. KITTEN SCAN. tahts it. while i was in teh machine, i be like "i no! i melt gba with POWER KITTEN RAYS" so i hold up mah gbasp, and teh POWER KITEN RAYS bounc off it and hit KITTEN SCAN, and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!1 it asplodes. and dokctors r runnin around, lik "AH NO MY BRAIN ON FIRE AH MY SMART BRAIN BURNS AH" and mom is lik, common sweety we need get out here, "oh dont forgot gbasp" but i cont answer cause teh smoke and she put it back in my pocket. GRR.
so here i am, back at home. with tish game boy still ono my desk. siah. i wish i new how to get rid of i -...
WHOA. i just nocked it on teh floor when i was puttin my diet coke back on teh table, and it SHATTARD IN A MILLION PIECES! tehn teh pieces blew ou tteh window!
ANOTHER DAY UNKIDDIFIED, TAHNKS TO
SSJXBOX
CASE CLOSDE!
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from n aim convo:
deathbrade: d00d, ssjxbox
ssjxbox: what?
deathbrade: its not called teh game man advance sp, its teh game boy advance sp...
ssjxbox: o well, its pretty kidde name, but i can live wif it. i luv it.
deathbrade: and well...
ssjxbox: ...
deathbrade: it isnt made by microsoft...
ssjxbox: tehn who mad it?
deathbrade:................................................Nintendo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
its impossibel! it just can be? CAN IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
if it is, i dun no if i can live with meself...i...I GAVE MONEY WITH NITNEDO! i migh kill meself......................:( :*(
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| sorre i did not post yesterday |
[14 Jan 2004|05:26pm] |
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i was busy plaing a brand new MGMASP game i got
TEH LEGEND OF ZELDAR: A LEENK TO TEH PAST 4 SORDS
no, tihs is not teh kiddy Zeldar with leenk. it is a differeint won. 4 1 thing, teh main character is not leenk. r u ready for this?
TEH MAIN CHARACTER IS NAMES SJXBOX!!!11/h1>
crazzy, huh! tihs game is so much fun. i played for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and minutes yesterday. so far, i, ssjxbox, was waken up by my uncle who went to teh castle, and i walked out in teh rain and walked around and got killed by a guard. GRR I GET U NEXT TIME GUARD.
but tehre is something kinda weird about all of these MGMASP games....but i cant quite put my finger on it...
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